The Best Deal of the Day [Dealzmodo]

I'm so tired of playing with these old toys. This dusty old rag doll—the thrill is gone. I'm sick of bouncing this ball against the wall over and over and over. Dull! And playing freeze tag by myself? There's no fun in that at all. I've tried petty crime, art, sex, entering a local cockfighting league—nothing really amuses me anymore. It's all just so stale, you know? I wish I had something bright and flashy to keep me occupied in my leisure time—not this boring cat. How many more hours can I play with this cat? Yes, it chases the string—but I tire of the cat. The cat tires of the string. We're both getting worn out. I think what my life might need is this 50" LG 50PZ950 Infinia 3DTV bundle, which includes a Blu-ray player and two pairs of active 3D glasses for $1,550. And hey, free shipping. Maybe the delivery truck will run over this annoying cat. -SB More »

Source: http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~3/XcxgOYsNX1A/the-best-deal-of-the-day

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